The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)
Young Indiana Jones and the Scandal of 1920 (1993)
George Hall: Old Indy
Quotes
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New York Cabbie : Men are scum.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : All of them?
New York Cabbie : All of 'em!
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : Perhaps you're looking for perfection.
New York Cabbie : Perfection? Mister, I gave up on that a long time ago.
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Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : Ah, the theater. Thank goodness I'm not late, eh?
New York Cabbie : Aw, mister, come on, please, don't give me a hard time, just tell me what happened.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : How much is on the meter?
New York Cabbie : 37 dollars.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I can't afford to tell you.
[exits the cab]
New York Cabbie : Men.
[shouting]
New York Cabbie : You're all the same!
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Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I see you're writing your review already.
Theatre Critic : You recognize me?
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : No, but I know a damn critic when I see one.
[grabs the critic's notepad]
Theatre Critic : Hey!
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Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : Now you listen to me, my friend, cause I know whereof I speak. Now. I was once involved in putting on a show. George White's Scandals. The year was 1920. When Broadway was really Broadway and shows were really shows.
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Theatre Critic : You know something? I'm going to give this show a wonderful review.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : A wonderful review? This crap? What are you, insane?
Theatre Critic : But, but what about all the young people?
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : They should be ashamed of themselves. They should quit!