Wedding Crashers (2005)

Will Ferrell: Chazz Reinhold

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Quotes 

• Chazz Reinhold : Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!

• Chazz Reinhold : So how's my protégé?

  John Beckwith : Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!

  Chazz Reinhold : What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.

• Chazz Reinhold : [almost whispering]  What the fuck do you want?

• Chazz Reinhold : I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

• Chazz Reinhold : What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.

• Chazz Reinhold : [John has come to visit]  Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat?

  [shouting] 

  Chazz Reinhold : HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

• Chazz Reinhold : Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot!

  [sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend] 

  Chazz Reinhold : "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

• Secretary Cleary : Just wonderful!

  Chazz Reinhold : So damn beautiful! With every death there comes rebirth, it's the circle of life. We're gonna be alright.

  [Makes humping motions] 

• Chazz Reinhold : Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.