Wedding Crashers (2005)
Jane Seymour: Kathleen Cleary
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Quotes
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[Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse and shows John her boobs]
Kathleen Cleary : I just had my tits done. You like 'em?
John Beckwith : [shocked] Those... seem like lovely tits.
Kathleen Cleary : William doesn't give a shit about my tits.
John Beckwith : Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden...
Kathleen Cleary : Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here.
John Beckwith : Mrs. Cleary, I don't...
Kathleen Cleary : Call me Kat.
John Beckwith : Okay, Kat.
Kathleen Cleary : Call me "Kitty Kat".
[growls]
John Beckwith : Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.
[Kathleen walks closer to John]
Kathleen Cleary : Feel them.
John Beckwith : What?
Kathleen Cleary : I said feel them!
John Beckwith : Mrs. Cleary...
Kathleen Cleary : Kitty Kat.
John Beckwith : I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your fucking mind?
Kathleen Cleary : I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.
[Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly]
John Beckwith : Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do...
[Kathleen shudders and puts her blouse back on]
Kathleen Cleary : Pervert!
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John Beckwith : How long have you and the Secretary been married?
Kathleen Cleary : 30 years next April.
John Beckwith : That's beautiful.
Kathleen Cleary : Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.
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[after playing football]
Kathleen Cleary : Boy, it's hot out here.
John Beckwith : Yeah.
Kathleen Cleary : You should've played in your underwear.
