Wedding Crashers (2005)
Keir O'Donnell: Todd Cleary
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Quotes
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Todd Cleary : Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey : The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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Jeremy Grey : Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
Todd Cleary : I don't eat meat or fish.
Grandma Mary Cleary : He's a homo.
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Todd Cleary : Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary : Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
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[Todd gets up angrily from the dining table]
Todd Cleary : I'll be in my room, painting.
[pause]
Todd Cleary : Homo things!
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Secretary Cleary : It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
Todd Cleary : [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me?
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Todd Cleary : Let's play tummy sticks.
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Claire Cleary : Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Beckwith : Wow, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd. That's really impressive. RIS-D!
Todd Cleary : Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I'd be a political liability...
[getting angry]
Todd Cleary : ...in case he ever ran for President.
Secretary Cleary : Now, now Todd. Actually, truth be told, polling shows that a majority of the American people would ultimately empathize with our situation.
Todd Cleary : [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
Grandma Mary Cleary : You're a homo.
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Todd Cleary : I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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Todd Cleary : We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey : No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
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Todd Cleary : Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith : Did you say something, Todd?
Todd Cleary : Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith : Todd, where are you going with this?
Todd Cleary : Just don't say anything to my dad, though. Some friend of my sister's said something to my dad a couple of years ago, he now lives in a shack in Guam... not by choice.
John Beckwith : Stop kidding with me Todd. You almost had me. Come on!
