Fat Albert (2004)
Aaron Frazier: Old Weird Harold
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Quotes
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[Old Weird Harold listens to music in the mall. He and Mushmouth pull the headphones off]
Old Weird Harold : What did he say?
Mushmouth : Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.
Old Weird Harold : You watch your mouth.
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Bill : Oh, no.
Fat Albert : What's wrong?
Bill : It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!
Bucky : I'm scared. I want to go home.
Old Weird Harold : Me too.
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Mushmouth : Why-buh don't you buh-buh-bike bus?
Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth wants to know why you don't like us.
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[the gang try to throw Mushmouth back into the TV set, but can't]
Rudy : They're not letting him back in.
Mushmouth : My-buh hebba hurt. M-my...
Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth says... his head hurts.
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[a tear creates a portal]
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
[Doris looks through the portal]
Bucky : It's a monster!
Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
Fat Albert : I have no choice.
[shrugs and runs to the portal]
Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
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Bill : We don't belong here.
Old Weird Harold : Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.
Mushmouth : [snatches the picture] Wubba?
Bill : [snatches the picture] Holy cow.
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.
Dumb Donald : Neither are we.
Bill : I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.
