Fat Albert (2004) Poster

(2004)

Kenan Thompson: Fat Albert

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Quotes 

  • Fat Albert : You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other... , and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.

  • [repeated line] 

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey!

  • Doris : Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, that's a nice thing to say.

  • Salesman : [Helping the guys pick out clothes]  Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.

    Fat Albert : ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.

    Salesman : Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.

  • Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.

    Bill : Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.

    Fat Albert : Don't use my lines on me.

  • Dumb Donald : Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.

    Lead Teen : Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

    Dumb Donald : Buck buck number 6, Comin'!

    [runs and jumps on the pile] 

    Lead Teen : Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!

    Bill : Hold on. We've still got one more guy.

    Lead Teen : Bring him out then.

    Bill : Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

    Lead Teen : Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.

  • Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

  • Salesman : [after adding up the prices of clothes that Fat Albert tried on]  That'll be $10,428 and 22 cents.

    Fat Albert : Uh, I... I don't have any money.

    Salesman : Why didn't you tell me that?

    Fat Albert : You didn't ask.

    [the salesman grabs back his clothes] 

  • Fat Albert : [to the clerk]  Oh. I can't take off my sweater because...

    [whispers] 

    Fat Albert : I don't know what's under it.

  • Doris : [Comes down the stairs]  Hi, guys.

    Dumb Donald : You look TIGHT!

    Fat Albert : [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers]  What did you just say?

    Dumb Donald : Oh, I learned it at the mall!

    Fat Albert : Don't talk about Doris like that.

  • Bill Cosby : [after hearing a knock at his door]  Oh, people wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?

    Fat Albert : It's Fat Albert.

    Bill Cosby : Yeah, right.

    [Cosby answers the door, finds Fat Albert on his doorstep] 

    Fat Albert : Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?

    [holds out his hand] 

    Fat Albert : I'm... I'm Fat Albert.

    [Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him] 

    Fat Albert : Whoa! Uh... Help! He--!

    [cut to Cosby's study; Cosby holds an ice pack to his head; Fat Albert stands over him] 

    Fat Albert : I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You OK?

    Bill Cosby : No, no, it's all right, son.

    [stands up] 

    Bill Cosby : Thank you. My boy, how did you get into this predicament?

    Fat Albert : Well, I crawled out of the TV set.

    Bill Cosby : Crawled out of the TV set? Well, how? How?

    Fat Albert : I crawled out because I heard her crying.

    Bill Cosby : Who's you heard?

    Fat Albert : Well, I heard Doris. She was sitting on the couch, and she was crying.

    Bill Cosby : Doris who?

    Fat Albert : Doris Robertson.

    Bill Cosby : Doris Robertson?

    Fat Albert : Yeah.

    Bill Cosby : Do you know where they live?

    Fat Albert : North Philly.

    Bill Cosby : [groans]  Albert Robertson... is Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?

    Fat Albert : I guess so.

    Bill Cosby : Well, that's just fine, son. All you have to do is, you just crawl back into the set...

    Fat Albert : I don't want to...

    Bill Cosby : ...we're ready. "Hey, hey, hey!"

    Fat Albert : Yeah, hey, hey, hey, but I want to stay.

    Bill Cosby : Oh-ho-ho, no, you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems.

    Fat Albert : Well, I don't want to go back in there.

    Bill Cosby : What do you mean? You ca...

    Fat Albert : No, I want to stay here, in the real world.

    Bill Cosby : You can't stay out here. You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust.

    [Fat Albert looks shocked] 

  • Fat Albert : They call me Fat Albert, that's my name, and solving problems is my game. Now get it jumping if you're feeling what I'm sayin'. No delayin'. Hey, hey, hey, man! I'm so happy, I'm glad, I wanna check myself, pinch myself. Look at me, I love myself! And since fat's where it's at, I don't wanna get skinny. For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me!

  • Fat Albert : [bursting through the screen, addressing audience]  Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people! Like, look at that guy! Hoo, look at this. Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help! And check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Hey, you in the back! Where you going? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits!

    [the gang pulls him back in] 

  • [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended] 

    Doris : No! You missed it *again.*

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey. We can make another day.

    Bill : How do you know? Have you ever faded before?

    Fat Albert : We'll be fine.

    Bill : You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!

    Fat Albert : Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.

    Bill : I don't even know who you are anymore!

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! I said, I'm gonna stay!

    Bill : Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!

    Fat Albert : Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet.

    Doris : But I don't *have* a problem!

    Fat Albert : Yes, you *do*!

    Doris : *No,* I *don't*!

  • Bill : Oh, no.

    Fat Albert : What's wrong?

    Bill : It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!

    Bucky : I'm scared. I want to go home.

    Old Weird Harold : Me too.

  • [a tear creates a portal] 

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?

    [Doris looks through the portal] 

    Bucky : It's a monster!

    Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!

    Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!

    Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice]  I am so *confused*!

    Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!

    Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!

    Fat Albert : I have no choice.

    [shrugs and runs to the portal] 

    Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!

    Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?

  • Lauri : Will you ever come back?

    Fat Albert : If ever there's any way that I *can,* I will.

  • Russell : Help! Fat Albert, you gotta help! They're gonna take over our show!

    Fat Albert : OK, Russell, we're coming! OK, Bucky, come on, you first since you got the... you-know-what hanging out.

    [Bucky nods] 

  • Bill : We don't belong here.

    Old Weird Harold : Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.

    Mushmouth : [snatches the picture]  Wubba?

    Bill : [snatches the picture]  Holy cow.

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.

    Dumb Donald : Neither are we.

    Bill : I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.

    Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.

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