Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV Movie)
Christian Campbell: Jimmy Harper
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Quotes
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Sally DeBains : So, how tall are you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Five feet, nine inches.
Sally DeBains : Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.
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Jimmy : There's only room for one Mary in my life... Mary Lane. With an L! For love! I love Mary Lane!
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[Ralph, hallucinating, opens a closet door and sees Satan sodomizing Mary]
Mary Lane : Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel. It hurts a lot to bend! But, at least, I've made a friend.
Ralph Wiley : Shut up!
Satan : You murdered her, Ralph!
Mary Lane : Murdered me!
Ralph Wiley : Murdered you!
Jimmy : Murdered me!
Ralph Wiley : Murdered them!
Jack Stone : [to Mae] What's eating him?
Ralph Wiley : Jack! I saw Satan! And the kid. And Satan! And the girl. And *Satan*!
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Jimmy : Mary Jane, oh Mary Jane. You conquered me like Charlemagne.
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Jimmy Harper : There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name. My id threw a party and everyone came. My innocence ravished, my virtue devoured, I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered!
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Sally DeBains : Join the wonder dance. Lose the underpants!
Jimmy : No!
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Mae Coleman : Aww Jack, this kid can't be more than 15.
Jimmy : Oh 16, madam.
Mae Coleman : The name's Mae. And a madam runs a different kind of house.
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Mary Lane : Jimmy, is something wrong?
Jimmy : [Extremely high] Why? Should something be wrong? Stop hounding me! Stop... hounding... me!
Mary Lane : I didn't think I was, I... Oh, it's me, isn't it? You don't love me anymore. You haven't even tried to kiss in almost a week.
Jimmy : Kiss? Is *that* what you want? Let me show *you* a few new moves!
[Jimmy pushes Mary down and gags her with his tongue]
Mary Lane : [Jumps up] That was your tongue! Jimmy Harper, what's come over you?
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Jimmy : I need words to tell you of my pounding heart/$4 words that make a guy sound smart!/Well I guess that's why they invented shakespeare/His articulations of a lover's palpatations are so keen!
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Jimmy Harper : I can't wait to read the ending!
Mary Lane : I can't either! But I bet it turns out real swell! I bet Romeo marries his Juliet...
Jimmy Harper : They have a baby
Mary Lane : And make lots of friends!
Mary Lane , Jimmy Harper : That's prob'ly the way the play ends!
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Jimmy Harper : [after eating a hashish brownie] This brownie is yummy! / It's the greatest brownie known to man! / It's chewy, it's nutty, this brownie's really good! / Don't offer me a macaroon. / My brownie suits me fine! / There's frosting on the top, and best of all it's mine!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Mae Coleman : Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie!
Jack Stone : Let's go home!
Jimmy Harper : Okay. / I shimmer electric! / I'm a one-man marching brownie band. / I love it! My brownie! / And my brownie loves me, too! / It's smooth, it's sweet, it's chocolaty. / It forms a perfect square. / And the bestest part of all, is I don't have to share.
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Mae Coleman : He doesn't have to share!
Jimmy Harper : And the bestest part of all is I don't have to share!
Ralph Wiley : Eat the brownie!
Sally DeBains : Eat the brownie!
Jack Stone : Eat the brownie!
Mae Coleman : Eat the brownie!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Jimmy Harper , Mae Coleman : Yeah!
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Sally DeBains : [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
Jimmy : Umm... no thanks... I don't think I ought to
Sally DeBains : [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
Jimmy : Um... I have to go now... thanks for having me...
Jack Stone : [chant on top of Sally] Take a toke of T-stick, Take a toke of T-stick/Take a toke of T-stick, take a toke of T-stick
Mae Coleman : [chant on top of the others] Smoke it, you make choke at first, but then the worst is over/Smoke it, you may choke at first, but then the worst is over!
Ralph Wiley : [chant on top of the others] Don't be a chicken!/Don't be a chicken!
Lecturer , Parents : [repeated on top of others] Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!/Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Mae Coleman , Ralph Wiley , Lecturer , Parents : [All chants repeated several times until Jimmy takes a hit]
Lecturer , Parents : *NO*!
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Jimmy : Someone save me/There's no place to hide/From this salacious/Magic carpet ride!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Mae Coleman , Ralph Wiley : Open up your mind!/Let your body soar!/Arms and legs entwined/Cry: More! More More!
Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley : If a year goes by, it might seem a day
Sally DeBains , Mae Coleman : If a day goes by, it could take a year
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[Feeling guilty, Ralph starts hallucinating]
Jimmy : Remember me, Ralph? I'm about to fry.
Ralph Wiley : Shut up!
Jimmy : While you and your friends stand idly by. My life is now a ticking bomb.
Ralph Wiley : Shut up!
Jimmy : Gonna miss my senior prom!
Ralph Wiley : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Jimmy : You murdered me, Ralph!
Ralph Wiley : Shut up!
Jimmy : Murdered me!
Ralph Wiley : Murdered you!
Jimmy : Murdered me!
Ralph Wiley : Murdered him!
