House of Boys (2009)

Udo Kier: Madame

Quotes 

• Madame : How's my new boy doing?

  Emma : Pulling at the reins to dance. I think he's a fast learner.

• Emma : It's hard not to like the boy.

  Madame : He certainly has the right attitude.

• Emma : Young people fall in love.

  Madame : No chance.

  Emma : Heart before reason.

  Madame : Against the house rules.

• Madame : You sick?

  Jake : Just happy, sir.

  Madame : Don't you "sir" me.

  Jake : Okay, ma'am.

• Madame : You're working here ten months?

  Jake : Almost eleven.

  Madame : So you should know the rules of the house like the back of your hand. Get it on and get it off.

  Jake : Is there something wrong with my stage routine?

  Madame : Your offstage routine is a little off. I mean, for a straight boy.

  Jake : You didn't like me being with girls. Now that ain't an issue, you still have a problem.

  Madame : I just worry that your little... liebelei... might be lightening your load.

  Jake : Has anyone complained?

  Madame : No, not yet, but I know how this goes. Believe me, Jake.

  Jake : I'm teaching him the basics.

  Madame : Why don't you start teaching him right now?

  Jake : What do you mean?

  Madame : I have a request for Frank; so, you might open a new chapter in your... teaching program and introduce him to the art of your well-appreciated private shows.