House of Boys (2009)
Benn Northover: Jake
Quotes
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Jake : I never thought I'd say this to a boy: I love you, too.
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Madame : You're working here ten months?
Jake : Almost eleven.
Madame : So you should know the rules of the house like the back of your hand. Get it on and get it off.
Jake : Is there something wrong with my stage routine?
Madame : Your offstage routine is a little off. I mean, for a straight boy.
Jake : You didn't like me being with girls. Now that ain't an issue, you still have a problem.
Madame : I just worry that your little... liebelei... might be lightening your load.
Jake : Has anyone complained?
Madame : No, not yet, but I know how this goes. Believe me, Jake.
Jake : I'm teaching him the basics.
Madame : Why don't you start teaching him right now?
Jake : What do you mean?
Madame : I have a request for Frank; so, you might open a new chapter in your... teaching program and introduce him to the art of your well-appreciated private shows.
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Emma : Now, stick it in.
Frank : How?
Emma : Just, uh, with your hands. Go on.
Frank : With my hands?
Emma : Shove it in. Yeah.
Frank : Oh... god.
Emma : That's it. Go a little easy. Go on. More. Deeper!
Frank : [laughing] Up the butt.
[doorbell rings]
Emma : Jakey?
Jake : [from the other room] Yeah?
Emma : Can you get that? We're just, uh, fisting a turkey.
