Transamerica (2005)

Carrie Preston: Sydney

Quotes 

• Sydney : There's this scruffy looking kid outside. If he's your boyfriend, I'm totally going to slit my wrists.

  Elizabeth Osbourne : That dirty-looking boy who came to the door a second ago is your boyfriend? How old is he?

  Bree Osbourne : 17.

  Elizabeth Osbourne : Oh, my God, Murray, he's underage!

  Bree Osbourne : Mom, he's my son.

• Sydney : This is so bizarre. I can still see Stanley in you, but it's like you put yourself through a strainer and got rid of all the boy pulp.