- Jason: Producers are horrible people, they're bastards!... That's what makes them so attractive to women!
- Schmuck Producer: Your people have been telling my people... that's me... that we would be setting up a meeting.
- 'It Sucks' Producer: "Revenge Of The Nerd Vampires!"... They get bullied, they suck back, they get the girl, she loves to get sucked!... Now if you tell me it sucks... I'll take it as a complement!