Day Watch (2006)

Aleksey Maklakov: Semyon

Quotes 

• [Anton leaves the witch's apartment and sees Semyon, Bear and Tiger Cub] 

  Semyon : Got a smoke? No?

  Anton : Sorry I don't smoke.

  [Anton walks away] 

  The Bear : He didn't recognize you. Now what?

  Semyon : Nothing... He's a human now.

• Geser : Sorry Olga. I have to do this.

  Olga : Yes. I understand.

  Anton : Do what? Geser gripped their neck. After a few minutes Anton found out that he already was in Olga's body. Olga in Anton's body is smiling. Anton smoked and went out of the room...

  Anton : Hey we have a problem. How about the voice?

  Olga : Just snap 3 times. It'll change. After snapping their voice also changed. And they kept on walking. Don't smoke and try to walk straight. You're a lady now.

  Anton : Why is my ass wiggling?

  Olga : Because their mine.

  Geser : So where are you gonna stay?

  Semyon : Hey Semyon, how about I stay in your room?

  Semyon : Really?

  Geser : No it's something you can't handle. How about Sveta?

  Olga : Sveta will be ok.

• [last lines] 

  Semyon : Heigh-ho!