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Worst. Thing. Ever.
This student film has major problems. The sound distorts, the shots are poorly blocked, the flashbacks are poorly executed, it has no narrative flow or recognizable plot to speak of, the music, apart from the lovely opening song is inconsistent and often distracting, the extras in the DVD version are self indulgent and boring, and there is no reason I can see for it being in black and white. The acting is sloppy and uncompelling, the characters have little to no depth, none of their stories is even the slightest bit interesting apart from the suicidal writer, the surreal imaginings of the poorly drawn characters add nothing, it is a stereotypical movie about actors, the sex scenes are dull and unoriginal, and it was the biggest waste of time ever. I only sat through it because my friend that rented it is friends with the makers.
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- Raymar-3
- Apr 29, 2005
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- Runtime1 hour 45 minutes
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- 1.33 : 1
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