Doom (2005)

Richard Brake: Portman

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Quotes 

• Goat : Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.

  Corporal Dean Portman : That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.

• Sarge : [Talking about where the Imp came from]  Is there anyway this thing came from the outside, on the surface?

  Samantha Grimm : The planet is completely dead.

  Corporal Dean Portman : It came from *some where*, lady.

  Sarge : Portman, shutup.

  Samantha Grimm : The atmosphere on the surface can't support life.

  Corporal Dean Portman : Maybe it doesn't need air, it could've come from another planet or something.

  Samantha Grimm : [scoffs]  What, like an alien?

  Corporal Dean Portman : LOOK AT THAT THING!

  Sarge : PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

• Sarge : [after pulling Portman out of the water]  Portman, what the hell happened?

  Corporal Dean Portman : I fell in the damn hole.

• Pinky : Portman, I got floor and wall on your gun cam.

  Corporal Dean Portman : I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp.

• Corporal Dean Portman : [talks to The Kid on the Helicopter while en route to the Ark]  You know, Kid, it's funny. A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy. The next day he brought you onto the team.

  John Grimm : Don't give me an excuse, Portman. No one here will miss you.

• Corporal Dean Portman : I'm gonna lock myself in a motel room with a bottle of tequila and three she-boys!

• Corporal Dean Portman : I gotta take a dump.

  Destroyer : What? Now?

  Corporal Dean Portman : Unless you want me shitting my pants right here.

• Corporal Dean Portman : Ladies, we're under a Level 5 quarantine so I'm gonna have to strip search you girls.

• Corporal Dean Portman : [looks down the sewer hole]  I thought "being in the shit" was a figure of speech.

  Sarge : Get in the goddamn hole, Portman.

• Corporal Dean Portman : What the hell is that?

  Goat : You never did time, Portman?

  Corporal Dean Portman : What?

  Goat : This is a holding cell.

  Corporal Dean Portman : Bullshit. What makes you think that?

  Goat : Touch it.

  [Portman reaches out and gets shocked] 

  Goat : 'Cause the walls are electrified.

  Corporal Dean Portman : You asshole!

• Corporal Dean Portman : We don't know what we are dealing with here. Its S.O.P. to call reinforcements when its insecu...

  Sarge : WE ARE... The reinforcements.

• John Grimm : [about the dead mutant's body]  This is not what me and Goat shot at in Genetics.

  Corporal Dean Portman : You mean there's more of these fucking things?

• Corporal Dean Portman : [talks to Destroyer while guarding the airlock door]  This is bullshit, man. I enlisted to serve my country, not get greased protecting some corporation's goddamn science project.

• Corporal Dean Portman : I don't believe this shit. Six months without a weekend, and the goddamn transporters are five minutes late. Now that's 5 minutes of R and R that I ain't gonna get back.

  Duke : Relax baby, we're on vacation!

• Corporal Dean Portman : Five bucks says this shit ain't nothing but a disgruntled employee with a gun.