Find Me Guilty (2006)

Terry Serpico: Michael Kerry

Quotes 

• Michael Kerry : I was at a restaurant in Bloomfield on September 19th of last year - it had a reputation as being a mob hangout.

  Sean Kierney : Why did it have that reputation?

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : [interrupting]  Because the food was good.

• Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Mr. Kerry, I was wondering about something. Could you tell all of us, how you knew those men in that restaurant was Italian?

  Michael Kerry : Well, uh, uh, I guess it... hey, they all looked Italian to me.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Well, how?

  Michael Kerry : You know, with the hand gestures, the back slappin', and the kissing, and everything.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Did they teach you that in FBI school that that's how Italians act?

  Michael Kerry : No, no, that's not part of our training. No.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : [says something in Italian and the court laughs]  Do you speak Italian?

  Michael Kerry : No.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : No? Could you hear them talking in Italian?

  Michael Kerry : No, I was too far away.

• Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : See, I-I'm not understanding this. You're saying from the back slappin' and the kissing, you knew that they were Italian?

  Michael Kerry : Well, it was an Italian restaurant.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Did they all have black hair?

  Michael Kerry : Uh, yeah, yeah. From what I remember, yeah.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Could they have been Spanish, Greek, Jewish?

  Michael Kerry : Not with Nick Calabrese at the head of the table, no.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : You saying Nick only eats with Italians?

  Michael Kerry : No, I'm not saying that.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : What if I told you I went into a restaurant and there was nothing but Irish guys there? And you says, "How'd you know they were Irish?" And I says, "'Cause they were all drunk and vomiting all over the floor."

  Sean Kierney : Objection, Your Honor! Badgering the witness!

  Judge Finestein : Mr. DiNorscio.

  Michael Kerry : No, it's all right, Judge. Look, Mr. DiNorscio. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : If it talks like an asshole, looks like an asshole,

  [talks into the microphone] 

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : chances are it's an asshole.

  Sean Kierney : Objection, Your Honor! This behavior cannot be tolerated!

  Judge Finestein : Mr. DiNorscio, I am fining you $5,000 for contempt of court!

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : That's what I got, Your Honor. I got contempt for this court. You should've stopped him before with all the Italian shit.

  Judge Finestein : You are now fined 10,000! Wanna try for 15?