Summer Storm (2004)

Robert Stadlober: Tobi

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• Tobi : [interrupting Anke's seduction]  I'm S-sorry, I can't do it.

  Anke : Tobi, if you don't love me, or if I'm doing something wrong, then tell me. What's wrong?

  Tobi : I'm in love...

  Anke : With whom? Do I know her?

  Tobi : Uh-uh. I mean...

  Anke : It's not Sandra? I don't believe it.

  Tobi : It's not a girl.

• Achim : [while joyously roughhousing]  Hey, you have a hard-on.

  Tobi : Bullshit, I do not.

  Achim : Of course you do.

  Tobi : My hard-on looks different than that.

  Achim : You pervert.

  Tobi : Fine, so I do have a hard-on.

  Achim : No, it's cool.

  Tobi : Let's jerk off. I feel the need.

• Tobi : What's wrong? Can't I kiss girls anymore just because I'm gay?

• Tobi : Jerking off in the boathouse is okay but a little kiss is a disaster! I can't figure you out!

• [repeated line] 

  Tobi : Wie samma

  [How are we?] 

  Tobi : Guad samma!

  [We're great!] 

• Tobi : Will we still hang out when we're forty?

  Achim : Sure, why not?

  Tobi : I thought you and Sandra...

  Achim : What about you and Anke?

  Tobi : Yeah, if you and Sandra, and me and Anke... If we're all paired off, then our friendship's over, isn't it?

  Achim : Why's that? This is different.

• Tobi : How was it with you?

  Leo : It wasn't easy.

  Tobi : But then it got easier?

• [first lines] 

  Tobi : She said, "I don't mind?"

  Achim : Those very words. Now chill. I have to keep at 140.

• Leo : A sex offender on the team will get you disqualified.

  Tobi : No way. Ferdl's our equipment manager.

  Malte : Either way, you'll lose. We're the best.