Man About Town (2006)

John Cleese: Dr. Primkin

Quotes 

• Jack Giamoro : I gotta tell you something. You're a real shitbag, Primkin.

  [writes "Shitbag Primken" on chalkboard] 

  Jack Giamoro : Although, I think you taught a pretty good class.

  Dr. Primkin : So, you're done? Is that it?

  Jack Giamoro : I'm done.

  Dr. Primkin : Good. You've done well, son. You've done good. Except...

  [corrects the spelling of "Primkin" on chalkboard] 

  Dr. Primkin : You spelled Primkin wrong. God.

• Dr. Primkin : It's like hidden gold under a 20 ft. pile of horseshit! Nobody wants to dig through it, but guess what? It's in there. The truth, waiting patiently under all the horseshit that is the buildup of our silly little lives! So, go in and get it, people. Dig for the truth!

• Dr. Primkin : I am here to give you the tools to help you to uncover, discover, and discard the crap that is holding you back. And you sir, definitely have crap that is holding you back.