Man About Town (2006)

Ben Affleck: Jack Giamoro

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Quotes 

• Jack Giamoro : [Discussing Barbi's scripts]  I read them on the shitter.

  Barbi Ling : Excuse me?

  Jack Giamoro : Well I was on the shitter, taking a shit, when I read your scripts. I just thought it was appropriate.

• Brynn Lilly : David and I, with Jack's help, are going to do the Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone interrogation scene from Basic Instinct.

  Jack Giamoro : Great.

  Brynn Lilly : And no, I am not wearing any underwear.

• Jack Giamoro : I gotta tell you something. You're a real shitbag, Primkin.

  [writes "Shitbag Primken" on chalkboard] 

  Jack Giamoro : Although, I think you taught a pretty good class.

  Dr. Primkin : So, you're done? Is that it?

  Jack Giamoro : I'm done.

  Dr. Primkin : Good. You've done well, son. You've done good. Except...

  [corrects the spelling of "Primkin" on chalkboard] 

  Dr. Primkin : You spelled Primkin wrong. God.

• Jack Giamoro : Goddamn press!

• Jack Giamoro : [after a bad dental job]  I look like Tom Cruise's retarded cousin.

• Arlene Kreiner : Jack, what's in the journal?

  Jack Giamoro : Information that directly contradicts our testimony at the competition trial. As well as some personal stuff, my feelings about the size of my dick, stuff like that.

• Jack Giamoro : [Last lines]  How is it possible, that I still have so much to learn? End of entry.

• Jack Giamoro : I am nothing without the constant elixir of movement. I do not know how to be just still.