The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005 TV Movie)

Ashanti: Dorothy Gale

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Quotes 

• Dorothy : [to the Muppet Munchkins]  I know a rat when I see one.

• Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : [looking at the silver slippers]  And look how sparkly they are!

  Dorothy : [in sing-song tone]  Uh-uh!

  [Piggy and the Munchkinlanders feign laughter] 

  Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?

  [Piggy turns away from her] 

  Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : They're Manolos...!

  The Munchkinlanders : [taunting her]  Manolos!

  Dorothy : Manolos! Why didn't you say so?

  [grabs shoes from Tattypoo] 

• Toto : The witch is no longer in the house, okay? She is down the drain- we melted her!

  Flying Monkeys : HOORAY!

  Dorothy : I thought you were supposed to be her vile henchmen.

  Angel Marie : Vile? No... We were just a gentle band of motorcycle enthusiasts. Until the witch put us under an evel spell with her enchanted biker cap!

  Flying Monkeys : [entranced]  Enchanted biker cap...

  Sal Manilla : Since you wasted her, this hat rightfully belongs to you, Dorothy! Now we must obey any command you give us!

  Angel Marie : Yeah! Like, you can have everybody spank me and call me names!

  [Silence] 

  Angel Marie : Or not.

• Dorothy : Trash? That's big talk coming from a hog on a hog.

• Dorothy : Mr. Kermit! Miss Piggy!

  Miss Piggy : [hushed voice go Kermit]  Oh great, a groupie.

  [normal voice] 

  Miss Piggy : Sorry dear, no autographs.

  Dorothy : Actually, I wanted to sing for you, but if it's too late do you think maybe you can listen to my demo?

  Miss Piggy : No time. We'll have to get your song off Napster.

• Dorothy : You're all big! And you're talking...

  Toto : Si... but more importantly, I'm naked, okay!

• Dorothy : [referring to the Tin Thing]  You think he's stuck?

  Scarecrow : Do you think he needs our help?

  Toto : You think he can check my e-mails?

• Dorothy : We're on our way to see the Wizard of Oz, and he's gonna make me a famous singer.

  Scarecrow : Yeah, and he's gonna give me a brain.

  Toto : Si, and he'll probably going to give me lots of moneys, okay.

• Toto : Dorothy, before I die, just once I want to hear a woman say she love me, okay?

  Dorothy : Oh Toto, that's so sweet. Of course I love you.

  Toto : Eh, look, Dorothy, I'm flattered, okay, but I can't commit myself to just one womens, okay.