The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005 TV Movie)

Bill Barretta: Pepe the Prawn as Toto, Dr. Teeth, Johnny Fiama, Lew Zealand, Swedish Chef

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Quotes 

• Pepe the Prawn : I'm so darn sexy it hurts!

• Dr. Teeth : [plays a great keyboard solo]  Nap time!

  Animal : [drumming away]  NAP TIME!

• Toto : The witch is no longer in the house, okay? She is down the drain- we melted her!

  Flying Monkeys : HOORAY!

  Dorothy : I thought you were supposed to be her vile henchmen.

  Angel Marie : Vile? No... We were just a gentle band of motorcycle enthusiasts. Until the witch put us under an evel spell with her enchanted biker cap!

  Flying Monkeys : [entranced]  Enchanted biker cap...

  Sal Manilla : Since you wasted her, this hat rightfully belongs to you, Dorothy! Now we must obey any command you give us!

  Angel Marie : Yeah! Like, you can have everybody spank me and call me names!

  [Silence] 

  Angel Marie : Or not.

• Pepe the Prawn : Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.

• The Great Gonzo : Oh, where's my cell phone?

  [then putting on his funny nose] 

  Pepe the Prawn : Wait a second. That's your cell phone?

  The Great Gonzo : Yeah.

  Pepe the Prawn : Interesting. What do these do?

  [pushing the small buttons on the Great Gonzo's chest] 

  The Great Gonzo : Nothing. They're my nipples.

  Pepe the Prawn : [Pepe runs out of the T.I.N. shack screaming, looks at his hands]  I feel dirty.

• Dorothy : You're all big! And you're talking...

  Toto : Si... but more importantly, I'm naked, okay!

• Dorothy : [referring to the Tin Thing]  You think he's stuck?

  Scarecrow : Do you think he needs our help?

  Toto : You think he can check my e-mails?

• Toto : What in the name of all that is holy are you, okay?

  Tin Thing : Oh, I'm a T.I.N. thing, a fully robotic information gathering device for the Wicked Witch of the West. And I can answer any question in the universe. Anything.

  Toto : I got one. Why are the women so confusing, okay?

  Tin Thing : Let me process that.

  [holds his breath as an antenna sprouts from the top of his tin head] 

  Tin Thing : [releases deep breath]  It only seems that way because men are so simple.

• Dorothy : We're on our way to see the Wizard of Oz, and he's gonna make me a famous singer.

  Scarecrow : Yeah, and he's gonna give me a brain.

  Toto : Si, and he'll probably going to give me lots of moneys, okay.

• Toto : [entering 'Poppyfields']  Come on, Dorothy, let's get inside before this place is no longer cool.

• Toto : Dorothy, before I die, just once I want to hear a woman say she love me, okay?

  Dorothy : Oh Toto, that's so sweet. Of course I love you.

  Toto : Eh, look, Dorothy, I'm flattered, okay, but I can't commit myself to just one womens, okay.

• Toto : Si, si, what freaky land we got to visit now, okay? Tomorrowland, Adventureland, Canada...