The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (TV Movie 2005) Poster

(2005 TV Movie)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, The Great Gonzo as the Tin Thing, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Waldorf as Kalidah Critic

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Quotes 

  • Waldorf : There's only two things I don't like about lion's jokes.

    Statler : What's that?

    Waldorf : My ears.

  • The Great Gonzo : Oh, where's my cell phone?

    [then putting on his funny nose] 

    Pepe the Prawn : Wait a second. That's your cell phone?

    The Great Gonzo : Yeah.

    Pepe the Prawn : Interesting. What do these do?

    [pushing the small buttons on the Great Gonzo's chest] 

    The Great Gonzo : Nothing. They're my nipples.

    Pepe the Prawn : [Pepe runs out of the T.I.N. shack screaming, looks at his hands]  I feel dirty.

  • Tin Thing : Welcome to the Total Intelligence Network, T.I.N. for short.

  • Toto : What in the name of all that is holy are you, okay?

    Tin Thing : Oh, I'm a T.I.N. thing, a fully robotic information gathering device for the Wicked Witch of the West. And I can answer any question in the universe. Anything.

    Toto : I got one. Why are the women so confusing, okay?

    Tin Thing : Let me process that.

    [holds his breath as an antenna sprouts from the top of his tin head] 

    Tin Thing : [releases deep breath]  It only seems that way because men are so simple.

  • Scarecrow : You know, I'd give my stuffed flipper for only half of your brain.

    Tin Thing : Take it from me, brains don't make you happy.

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