The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005 TV Movie)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, The Great Gonzo as the Tin Thing, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Waldorf as Kalidah Critic
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Quotes
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The Great Gonzo : Oh, where's my cell phone?
[then putting on his funny nose]
Pepe the Prawn : Wait a second. That's your cell phone?
The Great Gonzo : Yeah.
Pepe the Prawn : Interesting. What do these do?
[pushing the small buttons on the Great Gonzo's chest]
The Great Gonzo : Nothing. They're my nipples.
Pepe the Prawn : [Pepe runs out of the T.I.N. shack screaming, looks at his hands] I feel dirty.
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Tin Thing : Welcome to the Total Intelligence Network, T.I.N. for short.
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Toto : What in the name of all that is holy are you, okay?
Tin Thing : Oh, I'm a T.I.N. thing, a fully robotic information gathering device for the Wicked Witch of the West. And I can answer any question in the universe. Anything.
Toto : I got one. Why are the women so confusing, okay?
Tin Thing : Let me process that.
[holds his breath as an antenna sprouts from the top of his tin head]
Tin Thing : [releases deep breath] It only seems that way because men are so simple.