The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (TV Movie 2005) Poster

(2005 TV Movie)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Kermit the Frog as the Scarecrow, Beaker, Rizzo the Rat, Rizzo the Rat as the Mayor of Munchkinland, Statler as Kalidah Critic

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Quotes 

  • Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow" : [to Wizard of Oz]  Hello there, Mr. Oz. By any chance are you related to Frank Oz?

  • Quentin Tarantino : And then... just as Dorothy and the wicked witch charge at each other, BAM, blowout fight scene! The gals whip out these huge samurai swords, and they just TEAR IT UP! I'm talking kung-fu! I'm talking walking on walls! I'm talking explosions everywhere!

    [imitating explosions] 

    Quentin Tarantino : Psshh. Psshh. Psshh! I'm talking Oz in flames! Burn baby burn! You digging it?

    Kermit the Frog : Sounds, um, a bit violent for a family film.

    Quentin Tarantino : Okay fine. We pull back on the violence. Pull back on the explosions. Pull back on the burn baby burn. Alright... ya' know. Less kung-fu. But instead, are you ready? Ya ready?

    Kermit the Frog : Yeah, yeah!

    Quentin Tarantino : Morphing.

    Kermit the Frog : Morphing?

    Quentin Tarantino : Morphing. Crazy morphing! We're talking Piggy turning into Gonzo, mutating into Scooter. Scooter turning in to a big, busty vampire vixen who explodes in a sea of crimson blood! Hahahahaha. All done in the classic Japanese anime style. You know, for the kids.

    Kermit the Frog : Um, yeah. Sounds... expensive.

    Quentin Tarantino : Think, think, think, think, think. I can work with this. Think, think, think

    [snaps fingers] 

    Quentin Tarantino : I got it!

    [climbing on the table] 

    Quentin Tarantino : Dorothy... big bad Dorothy goes to kick the witch, are ya ready for this... are ya ready?

    Kermit the Frog : Yeah.

    Quentin Tarantino : ...In the face!

    Kermit the Frog : Hmmm... oh. Now that we can afford

    Quentin Tarantino : [hits the table with joy]  YES!

  • Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow" : [Angry; referring to the crow pecking at him]  That's the last straw!

    Crow : No, I see one right here!

  • Waldorf : There's only two things I don't like about lion's jokes.

    Statler : What's that?

    Waldorf : My ears.

  • Dorothy : [referring to the Tin Thing]  You think he's stuck?

    Scarecrow : Do you think he needs our help?

    Toto : You think he can check my e-mails?

  • Scarecrow : You know, I'd give my stuffed flipper for only half of your brain.

    Tin Thing : Take it from me, brains don't make you happy.

  • Dorothy : We're on our way to see the Wizard of Oz, and he's gonna make me a famous singer.

    Scarecrow : Yeah, and he's gonna give me a brain.

    Toto : Si, and he'll probably going to give me lots of moneys, okay.

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