The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005 TV Movie)
Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear as the Cowardly Lion, Miss Piggy as the Witches, Animal, Sam the Eagle
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : [looking at the silver slippers] And look how sparkly they are!
Dorothy : [in sing-song tone] Uh-uh!
[Piggy and the Munchkinlanders feign laughter]
Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?
[Piggy turns away from her]
Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo) : They're Manolos...!
The Munchkinlanders : [taunting her] Manolos!
Dorothy : Manolos! Why didn't you say so?
[grabs shoes from Tattypoo]
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Miss Piggy : [as the Wicked Witch of the West] There's only room for one diva in Oz, and that is moi!
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Dorothy : Mr. Kermit! Miss Piggy!
Miss Piggy : [hushed voice go Kermit] Oh great, a groupie.
[normal voice]
Miss Piggy : Sorry dear, no autographs.
Dorothy : Actually, I wanted to sing for you, but if it's too late do you think maybe you can listen to my demo?
Miss Piggy : No time. We'll have to get your song off Napster.
