Clerks II (2006)
Rosario Dawson: Becky
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Quotes
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Randal Graves : What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to say porch monkey?
Becky : Oh, I don't know, since forever?
Randal Graves : Why?
Dante Hicks : Because porch monkey's a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves : No it's not! Nigger is.
Dante Hicks : Randal!
Elias : Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
Becky : Shut up, Elias!
Randal Graves : I did not just call Dante a nigger, I just said that 'nigger' is a racial slur.
Dante Hicks : So is porch monkey!
Randal Graves : Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog; *Those* are racial slurs! Porch monkey is not!
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Becky : I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.
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Becky : Fuck, I had to take a fuckin' order off a guy I blew after Junior Prom, once.
Randal Graves : Yeah, I've waited on your brother, too.
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Becky : [on the roof about to teach Dante how to dance] Hey, Twelve-Step!
[Jay looks around confused]
Becky : Jay!
Jay : [looks up] Lord?
Becky : Up here, jackass.
Jay : [moves so he can see her] What the fuck are you doing up there? Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.
Becky : You still got your boombox?
[Silent Bob comes out with the boombox]
Becky : Play something and turn it way up.
[disappears, then comes back]
Becky : Something danceable!
Dante Hicks : Up here? Are you serious? You're gonna teach me to dance up here?
Becky : What? You want I should do it in front of all the customers?
Dante Hicks : What customers?
Becky : Shut up. Come over here. Okay, get ready for the music. You feel it... here. Here it comes.
[Heavy Metal begins to play. Jay and Silent Bob headbang and dance furiously]
Becky : Something a little less demonic, please?
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Dante Hicks : [pause in dancing as he dips her; to Becky] I love you, Becky.
Becky : I'm pregnant, Dante.
[Dante drops Becky]
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Randal Graves : I know you've given a blowjob, right?
Becky : I haven't even put my purse down, yet.
Randal Graves : That's a yes.
Randal Graves : [to Dante] And I know you've gone down on chicks.
Becky : What's your point?
Randal Graves : Well, when you're done chowing down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss 'em, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky : Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an asshole.
Randal Graves : And?
Becky : Have you restocked all the napkin holders yet?
Randal Graves : That's an Elias job!
Becky : That comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job.
Elias : Zing!
Randal Graves : [to Elias] Shut the fuck up, GoBot!
Randal Graves : [to Becky] I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're just making me restock the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks : You never go ass to mouth!
Randal Graves : Would you grow up?
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Becky : [to Dante] Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal Graves : [chuckling] Heh. I knew it.
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Dante Hicks : We need to talk.
Becky : [referring to the donkey] Did you see the size of that cock?
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Randal Graves : The best part of this job is all the barely legal pussy that comes in here. And they all look up to me 'cause I've got a driver's license. It's awesome.
Dante Hicks : You're thirty-three.
Randal Graves : You show me one thirty-three year old chick who's buck wild in bed as your seventeen year old counterpie. Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks : Oh... My... God.
Randal Graves : What?
Dante Hicks : Are you serious?
Randal Graves : I don't fuck around when it comes to ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks : You never go ass-to-mouth.
Randal Graves : It's never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks : You never go ass-to-mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves : You sound like my Mom.
[Becky enters]
Randal Graves : Becks, do you ever go ass-to-mouth?
Becky : You never go ass-to-mouth.
Randal Graves : You've never gone ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks : You never go ass-to-mouth.
Becky : I've never gone ass to mouth.
Randal Graves : Not even once?
Becky : Not even ever.
Randal Graves : You're both so repressive.
[to Becky]
Randal Graves : Alright look, I know you've given a blowjob, right?
Becky : I haven't even put my purse down yet.
Randal Graves : That's a yes.
[to Dante]
Randal Graves : And I know you've gone down on chicks.
Becky : What's your point?
Randal Graves : Well, when you're done chowin' down on the no-no parts of your lover, you kiss 'em, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky : Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an ass hole.
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Becky : Where the fuck did you guys go?
Dante Hicks : You don't wanna know.
Becky : Well, I know it's your last day and all, but while you're still on the clock, could you at least pretend that you still give a shit?
Randal Graves : Don't blame this guy! Some cock stain we went to high school with showed up to remind us that we're fucking failures, so I wanted to get out of here to blow off some steam if you must know!
Wife : Did he say 'cock stain'? What the fuck is cock stain?
Husband : I don't know. That's some white freaky stuff. White boys get white women to do everything. You wanna do a cock stain?
Becky : Do you know how often I've had people I went to high school with come in here? Fuck, I had to take an order off a guy I blew after Junior Prom.
Randal Graves : Yeah, I waited on your brother, too.
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Becky : You weren't the one that got mayo in your cooch.
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Randal Graves : Do we have a mop?
Becky : Yeah it's in the closet with the other cleaning supplies.
Randal Graves : We have cleaning supplies?
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Becky : While you guys were gone I had to wait on a guy I gave a blow-job to when I was in 9th grade.
Randal Graves : Yeah, I've waited on your brother before, too.
