Clerks II (2006)
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith: Emma
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Quotes
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Emma : It must be nice to have a job with so much downtime.
Randal Graves : Downtime's important. If I had to deal with all the fucking mouthbreathers non-stop without a break, I'd put my head in the deep-fryer.
[Dante and Emma stare at him, waiting for him to leave]
Randal Graves : Balls, too...
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Randal Graves : Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma : You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks : It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves : He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.
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Randal Graves : [to Emma] You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma : So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal Graves : Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
[Emma lifts up her shirt]
Randal Graves : Oh, that was just *wrong*.
Emma : If you don't get the fuck out of here so that I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'm gonna show you my pooter.
Randal Graves : Why would you wanna do something like that?
[Emma unbuckles her belt]
Randal Graves : Alright, alright, I'm leaving!
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Emma : Come outside with me, I've got a surprise for you!
[Emma and Dante run outside and pass Jay, posing completely naked]
Dante Hicks : That's my surprise?
Emma : No.
