Run Fatboy Run (2007)

Dylan Moran: Gordon

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• Gordon : Go on then, run!

  Dennis : Isn't there some kind of like... special technique?

  Gordon : Well... yeah... you put one leg in front of the other over and over again really really fast.

• Gordon : Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...

  Dennis : They were for yesterday!

  Gordon : Oh so NOW you don't want them?

  Dennis : Why would I want them?

  Gordon : You could... sell them on e-bay.

  Dennis : Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?

  Gordon : ...Time Travellers.

• Gordon : Dennis, you're my best friend, I'm not going to bet against you. Not with these odds.

• Dennis : We should set the alarm for about 7 o'clock.

  Gordon : I don't have an alarm clock.

  Dennis : Why not?

  Gordon : I never need to be anywhere.

• [Mr. Ghoshtashtidar has just stopped Vincent from smashing Gordon's fingers in a piano] 

  Gordon : Thanks for that, Mr. G!

  Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : Your friend is a man of honor.

  Gordon : What, Vincent?

  Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : Yes! He said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead!

• Gordon : The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

• Gordon : Hey do you think it would be weird if I took a bath?

  [pause] 

  Gordon : Yeah... that would be weird.

• Gordon : I got you a present

  Libby : Aww thanks

  Gordon : It's a CD, I hope you haven't got it. Because I don't have a receipt and I didn't exactly buy it.

• Gordon : That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.

• Gordon : Women remember that stuff.

• Gordon : Well come on up!

• Dennis : Peter Perfect's perfect palace.

  Gordon : Try saying that when you're smashed.

  Dennis : I will.

• Gordon : Hey, maybe there's a little man in there who looks just like you but he's really good at running.

  Dennis : What are you talking about?

  Gordon : Just a thought.