Stand Up!! (2003– )

Hiroki Narimiya: Hayato Udagawa

Quotes 

• Kengo Iwasaki : [after getting caught making out, Sonoko and her father leave, swearing she and Kengo will never see each other again. Kengo turns to his mom]  Sorry.

  Kimiko Iwasaki : Idiots. Goddamn bourgeoisie.

  Shôji Enami : [to Kouji]  You be careful too.

  [smacks the back of Kouji's head] 

  Nobuhito Udagawa : [to Hayato]  I'm sure I don't have to worry about you.

  Hayato Udagawa : It's not that I can't. I chose not to.

  [His father, Nobuhito, knees him in the stomach] 

  Hayato Udagawa : Thank you.

• Hayato Udagawa : Once sex was sacred. It wasn't something you talked about in public. But now if you don't do it you're considered weird! Isn't that horrible?

  Shôhei Asai : I guess.

  Hayato Udagawa : That's what Chris and Amanda say.

  Koji Enami : [to Kengo]  And who are they?

  Hayato Udagawa : [hands magazine to Kengo]  "Newsweek". Thanks.

  Kengo Iwasaki : Did you like it?

  [opens to article titled "Saying No to Sex: A Teenager Revolution"] 

  Koji Enami : [to Kengo]  You gave it to him?

  Hayato Udagawa : In this troubled world, we have the power to live with some dignity! Dignity is chastity!

  Shôhei Asai : What the hell?

  Hayato Udagawa : Chastity stickers! Take one.

  Shôhei Asai : I'm not a member.

  Hayato Udagawa : Just take it! Here, put it on your cell phone. And on your underwear, of course. It will protect you! Prove your allegiance!

  [offers stickers to Kouji] 

  Hayato Udagawa : Here.

  Koji Enami : I don't want it.

  Kengo Iwasaki : [accepting stickers from Hayato]  Here.

  Kengo Iwasaki : You actually want one?

• Hayato Udagawa : We CPG

  [Chastity Protection Group] 

  Hayato Udagawa : members will stay pure until graduation. No exceptions! Betrayers won't be forgiven!

  Shôhei Asai : You're scaring me.

  Hayato Udagawa : For now, keep your Johnson in your pants. No flying solo either.

  Shôhei Asai : That's too much!

  Koji Enami : You know, I cry myself to sleep every night.

  Hayato Udagawa : Rub salt in your eyes!

  Kengo Iwasaki : Incomprehensible.

  Hayato Udagawa : From now on, it's guys only.

  Shôhei Asai : What?