I Dream (2004– )

Jay Asforis: Jay

Quotes 

• Natalie : [after Calvin stomps away]  What's eating him?

  Frankie : I don't know, but I think he's dyslexic.

  Jay : Now why would you use a word for people who find it hard to spell that's so hard to spell?

  Ollie : Jay, that's a haiku.

• Jay : Ollie, Can't Daisy do this? She's been plaiting since the day since she was born.

  Daisy : Well not quite, I was bored for a few months.

  Ollie : What are you bothering with that weedy stuff for anyway? Felix has got to climb up it hasn't he? You need to plait this by 3'o clock.

  [Hands them tangled rope] 

  Jay : Charming.