Hairspray (2007)
Brittany Snow: Amber Von Tussle
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Quotes
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Amber von Tussel : [on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.
Edna Turnblad : [off-camera] Mike?
Amber von Tussel : Yes, Mike.
Edna Turnblad : Mike who?
Amber von Tussel : [slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!
[catches herself, coughs]
Amber von Tussel : Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.
Edna Turnblad : What?
Amber von Tussel : Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.
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Link Larkin : [presents Amber with a ring] It's time.
Amber von Tussel : Oh!
[Amber and Link kiss]
Velma Von Tussle : Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oop, shiny!
[sends Amber off to makeup for more powder]
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Amber von Tussel : I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!
Velma Von Tussle : [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!
Edna Turnblad : [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!
Wilbur Turnblad : That was a good shot! Don't you think?
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[singing]
Tammy : Are you scared we're on live?
Tracy Turnblad : No, I'm sure I can cope.
Amber Von Tussle : Well, this show isn't broadacst in...
Tammy , Amber Von Tussle , Shelley , Noreen , Doreen , Vicki , Darla , Becky : [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!
Velma Von Tussle : I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.
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Amber von Tussel : [to her classmates] Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.
Link Larkin : Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that! Just because she's a good dancer...
Amber von Tussel : [scoffs] Uh, I'm sorry... you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear!
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Link Larkin : Uh... we're on live.
Amber von Tussel : You have to vote for a person! Not one of the Himalayas.
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[from trailer]
Velma Von Tussle : [to Edna, about Tracy] Tracy certainly has redefined our standards
[chuckles]
Amber von Tussel : That's for sure.
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Amber von Tussel : [to Shelley] Do that again, and there'll be stumps where your feet are, you got that? You little who...
Link Larkin : [interrupting] Hey, Amber
Amber von Tussel : [to Link] - Oley moley!
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Amber von Tussel : [crying because Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids] It was horrible. Mom, he just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale and those Negroes!
Velma Von Tussle : No, honey, reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world. Remember, I control his career.
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Amber von Tussel , Tammy , Shelley : [singing] Hey, look out for that movin' van, drivin' down our streets!