Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004 TV Movie)

Randy Quaid: Tornado Tommy Dixon

Quotes 

• Tornado Tommy : [after an enormous twister misses his tour truck by inches, to his tourists]  That was worth getting up in the morning for, wasn't it, huh? Did y'all like that?

• [getting sucked up into the tornado] 

  Tornado Tommy : Whoa, baby, we're going for a ride...!

• [after seeing three tornadoes] 

  Tornado Tommy : I got triplets! I got triplets!

• Tornado Tommy : My only regret is that you ain't here riding shotgun with me, old buddy.

• Tornado Tommy : Aw, come on. You're just jealous 'cause it's me here, not you.

  Tornado Tommy : [Seeing Two Tornadoes Forming Over Chicago] 

  Tornado Tommy : I got twins over Chicago, Andy. Two giant beasts marching into the same drum.

• Tornado Tommy : Nobody's ever seen three before!

• Tornado Tommy : Aw, come on. You're just jealous 'cause it's me here, not you.

  Tornado Tommy : [Seeing Two Tornadoes Forming Over Chicago] 

  Tornado Tommy : I got twins over Chicago, Andy. Two giant beasts marching to the same drum.

• Tornado Tommy : I just pulled into Sangamon County, and I'm looking at... the total destruction... of a farm compound.

• Tornado Tommy : Yo, Andy. Talk to me. Where's this thing headed?

• Tornado Tommy : Well, they say the bird never lies.

• Tornado Tommy : Look, Andy, you got to let that go, man. Quit beating yourself up about that.

• Tornado Tommy : Yeah, well, a lot more people would've died if that storm had hit land. You made the only call you could.

• Tornado Tommy : Yeah, well, if you're asking my gut, this is something we ain't never seen before. I don't think it's gonna stop anytime soon.

• Tornado Tommy : You got it, buddy. Okay, folks, end of the line. Hope y'all feel you got your money's worth. I got to help out a buddy and follow this thing 'til it blows itself out. Uh, y'all catch a bus from here. Sayonara!

• Andy Goodman : Tommy, where are you?

  Tornado Tommy : I'm lookin' at the St. Louis Arch. Ha-ha. Wait 'til you see some of this footage I've been gettin', Andy!

  Andy Goodman : Huh. I'm a little jealous. Tommy, listen. Our readings are showing this thing's spawning F4, F5 tornadoes. What are you seeing?

  Tornado Tommy : I'm seeing one coming up right behind my tail! I gotta go! I gotta go!

  Andy Goodman : Tommy? Wait... Tommy?