The A-Team (2010)

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson: B.A. Baracus

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• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi]  "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [answers with his own Gandhi quote]  "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : WHY WE IN A FALLING TANK?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : BECAUSE THE PLANE EXPLODED?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : What plane? what, when?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Recently! Reapers shot it down!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Reapers? What reapers?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The same ones that are trying to kill us now!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I blame you, Hannibal!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Technically, we're not flying...

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I know, 'cause we FALLING, fool!

• [after being let out of a shipping crate he was tricked into getting into] 

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : The only reason I don't kick y'all asses is 'cause y'all outrank me.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [cooking]  Who wants secret sauce?

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : NO! No, no, no, no, no! NOT anti-freeze!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Secret's out, you crazy! Everybody knows!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : No one can do an anti-freeze marinade like you can, Murdock, but I had a little Bells palsy last time...

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : That's only partial paralysis!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Met him? He lit my arm on fire!

  [Murdock starts laughing] 

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The best, sir.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm worried!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [to Hannibal]  I'm a Ranger, sir.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : That's good enough for me.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van]  You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is a mistake!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [the Team is escaping in the C-130]  You let the real pilots go!

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : BA, relax, you're gonna be fine.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Hands BA a pill]  Take one of these

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : What is this? Will it knock me out? It better knock me out because if it don't I'm gonna knock you out.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Bosco all these buttons are confusing me!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Shut up Murdock!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : You Army Ranger, son?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Be real careful what you say next, pops. And be ready to empty that burner if you start shit-talking my battalion.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Never shall I fail my comrades. Gallantly will I show the world that I'm a specially selected soldier.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : And I will fight with all my might. Colonel Hannibal Smith. 75th Ranger Regiment.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : 4th Battalion. Fort Benning Georgia. I know who you are sir. Corporal B.A. Baracus. I mean, it was till I was dishonorably discharged for some bullshit.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : I don't subscribe to coincidence, corporal. I believe that no matter how random things might appear, there's still a plan.

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [after being arrested again at the end]  Nice plan, Face.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but

  [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] 

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I love it when a plan comes together.

• [Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie - The Greater Escape -. During the opening shot of a Humvee, just as it is gettting close to the screen, a real Humvee bursts out of the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground and the entire audience applauds] 

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [in a British accent]  Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [runs and hops into the vehicle]  Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Charissa, where you hiding? Hey, stay beautiful baby.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Punch it B.A.!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [throws it in reverse]  Let's go, fool!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [using a pig oven glove]  Hello my name's Percy. Would you like some pork?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : If I broke every bone in your hand, could you still do that?

• Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [after breaking Murdock out the team speeds away from Sosa who starts firing]  She's actually shooting at us!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Murdock pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]  You should see these bullets in 3D!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Murdock, get in here!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : It's like we're actually being shot at!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : We are getting shot at you crazy ass fool!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Absolutely not, sir! We were all participating in this operation willingly!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I won't be tried separately.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I refuse to be tried separately.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [after being let out of the trailer]  I sweat, I stink, and I can't spend none of that money!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [after shooting him]  I know it hurts, but I have to make a point with you.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : That ain't what's pissin' me off. You shooting my van is what's pissin' me off, man!

• Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Who's gonna let him out?

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith , Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : YOU!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [inside a trailer that was airlifted to base]  What you don't realize is, now I gonna kill ALL y'all!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : The bullets didn't even go through, how you feeling?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Not good... not good. I feel sane!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I should've shot you in the head a long time ago.

• [Murdock uses gunpowder as a spice at a braai] 

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Murdock, burn the hell outta that, like it was damned!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Burn the whole place down, buddy!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Posing as a doctor, stitching BA's arm]  Almost hit your tattoo there. The old Ranger tat.

  [Leans in close] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Would you think I was crazy if I told you I had one of these?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : There's something wrong with your eyes, man.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Oh dammit! My head, man.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [presenting him with food]  Coconut curry tapenade, your favorite.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Give me that, fool. You got them toast points?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Voila! Toast points.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : You had to knock me out again huh?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Okay now, the whole injection knocking out - Hannibal and Face. The curry tapenade - Murdock.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Why do I feel like I fell on my face, huh? Tell me that.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Murdock tries passing a radio to B.A]  Listen, fool, you can call air strike for yourself!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I'm too young to die!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Where's my girl, fool?

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [to Hannibal]  You carjacking me? What is this, opposite day?

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Never shall I fail my comrades, gallantly will I show the world that I'm a especially selected soldier

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Energetically, willl I meet the enemies of my country, I shall defeat them in the field of battle for I'm better trained

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : And I will fight with all my might.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Overlooking Hannibal's mission plan]  Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : This is bat shit insane! It's perfect

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is beyond nuts, boss.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [laughs]  It gets better.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [from trailer]  Aw hell naw, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [waking up after being knocked out for a flight and falling face first]  Why does it feel like I fell on my face?

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [escaping from psych ward wearing 3D glasses]  These guys are shooting at us! It's like we're actually being shot at!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : You *are* getting shot at, you crazy ass fool.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Sorry, my friend. I see you've put the South African microphone at the bottom. You can't always put the CNN on top.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [from trailer]  I'm BA, and you're gonna be unconcious.