The Ant Bully (2006)
Julia Roberts: Hova
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Quotes
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Hova : Cross my heart, I will not eat you.
Lucas Nickle : Cross your heart, not your butt!
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Hova : [entering Lucas' house] Do all of your guests pass under this door?
Lucas Nickle : Well, actually, you guys are the first friends I've had over.
Hova : We are the first ones? Kreela! We're the first ones to pass under the door!
Kreela : Great...
Fugax : And to think, all of this is made from your own POOP!
[sniffs]
Fugax : Nice...
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Lucas Nickle : [as Lucas and the ants fly around the house with rose petals] This is Hawaii. We went there last summer. It's got volcanoes and hula dancers and Don Ho and surfboards. And I caught a fish. And these are the pyramids. And these are the pyramids. Well, not the real pyramids. The real ones are lots bigger. Mommo says aliens built them. She's my grandma.
[they fly over to the next fan towards the family picture]
Hova : Oh, are these your nest mates?
Lucas Nickle : Yeah, that's my family.
Hova : Ooh. Which one's the queen?
Lucas Nickle : My sister thinks she is.
[sighs]
Hova : What's wrong?
Lucas Nickle : Nothing, it's just, well... I should have told my mom goodbye. That's all. I can be a real jerk sometimes.
[he cries]
Hova : Lucas, your face is leaking.
Lucas Nickle : Leaking? Oh, no, it's okay.
Hova : Is that what humans do when they're sad? They leak from the face? When ants are sad, we do this:
[shows sad face with big eyes]
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Zoc : [glares at crystal in hand] Kraznoks! You... rock. Curse upon your children.
Hova : Hmm. I don't think rocks have children.
Zoc : [throws crystal to the ground] They won't now.
Hova : Okay. What's the matter?
Zoc : Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. It's not changing color. It's not changing color.
[grabs two more rocks]
Zoc : I call upon the elements: Wind, rain, et cetera. Transform my potion and clacktiel.
[beats the crystals together. Nothing happens. He gets frustrated]
Zoc : Clackteil, clackteil...
[beats the crystals violently together]
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Zoc : But - But who will teach him our ways?
Hova : I will.
Zoc : Hova?
Queen Ant : It is done. Let us continue our work.
Lucas Nickle : That's it? How long am I gonna be like this? I want to go home! Wait! It's inhuman!
Head of Council : Yes. It is.
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Hova : Where's Lucas?
Zoc : Isn't he with you?
Hova : No.
Zoc : Lucas? Lucas? Huh. That's weird. Well, he's probably off destroying some other poor, unfortunate colony. You know how they are. Destroyers.
Hova : Zoc, what have you done?
Zoc : Me? What did I do?
Hova : Where is he?
Zoc : He's gone.
[Hova worried about Lucas was about to rush out]
Zoc : He led you into a trap, Hova.
Hova : There was no trap. He led us to food. He was trying to protect us from...
Zoc : From what? What, Hova?
Hova : From something.
Zoc : Oh, something!
[laughs]
Zoc : And I was worried it was from nothing. He's blinded you, Hova.
Hova : No, you are the one who's blind. You are so consumed by your hatred for the humans, you see only what you want to see
Zoc : Oh, come on.
Hova : Zoc, I see a young pupa, a human learning our ways becoming part of this colony, becoming an ant.
Zoc : Impossible.
Hova : Listen to yourself, Zoc. A wizard knows no such word. So, what are you now? Certainly not the ant I love.
[walks away]
Zoc : Hova! I did it for you, for the colony.
Hova : You did it for yourself.
Zoc : Hova, I...
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Hova : Peanut, you need to...
Lucas Nickle : My name is Lucas, not Peanut! Lu--cas!
