I didn’t used to hate Texas.
Sure, you guys inflicted a George W. Bush on an unsuspecting world and probably deserve to be indicted for war crimes because of that. But I’m a forgive-and-forget kinda guy. Besides, you also gave us the Dixie Chicks so for a gift like that, I can tolerate a lapse in judgment or two.
Even when you tried to do it again, this time with an amazing knob of a man named Rick Perry, I was willing to overlook this. But that’s only because with one “Oops”, he’s now more of a fumbling idiot than a potential leader of the free world.
But after this…
Like I said, I didn’t used to hate Texas. Now I’m not so sure... because you guys sure seem to hate my ass, as evidenced by the latest episode of the A-List: Dallas.
And it all began so innocently.
Sure, you guys inflicted a George W. Bush on an unsuspecting world and probably deserve to be indicted for war crimes because of that. But I’m a forgive-and-forget kinda guy. Besides, you also gave us the Dixie Chicks so for a gift like that, I can tolerate a lapse in judgment or two.
Even when you tried to do it again, this time with an amazing knob of a man named Rick Perry, I was willing to overlook this. But that’s only because with one “Oops”, he’s now more of a fumbling idiot than a potential leader of the free world.
But after this…
Like I said, I didn’t used to hate Texas. Now I’m not so sure... because you guys sure seem to hate my ass, as evidenced by the latest episode of the A-List: Dallas.
And it all began so innocently.
- 11/16/2011
- by BriOut
- The Backlot
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