William Demarest: Defense Counsel

Quotes 

• District Attorney : [Interrupting Irene Tabasco while she is doing an exotic dance in the courtroom]  Your honor, I object!

  Defense Counsel : I-I don't see what you're objecting to?

  District Attorney : Well, it looks pretty raw to me.

  Defense Counsel : Well, it looks pretty well done to me.

  [Irene continues dancing] 

  Judge : Stop! This can't go on. The prisoner is held for further examination. Just where is this Night Club located?

  Defense Counsel : At 249 West 45th Street.

  Judge : Reserve a table there tonight for me for the midnight revue.