- Title Card: The Paradise Night Club - - where everything goes - - including your bank roll.
- Judge: Proceed with the evidence. Dottie Lewis, you are charged with singing risque songs. Guilty or Not Guilty?
- Flapper Singer: Not Guilty!
- Judge: The chorus of this revue is charged with murdering the Black Bottom. Guilty or Not Guilty?
- Flapper Chorus: Not Guilty!
- Judge: Irene Tabasco, stand up! You are charged with doing an improper dance in scantly attire. Guilty or Not Guilty?
- Irene Tabasco, Exotic Dancer: Not Guilty!
- District Attorney: [Interrupting Irene Tabasco while she is doing an exotic dance in the courtroom] Your honor, I object!
- Defense Counsel: I-I don't see what you're objecting to?
- District Attorney: Well, it looks pretty raw to me.
- Defense Counsel: Well, it looks pretty well done to me.
- [Irene continues dancing]
- Judge: Stop! This can't go on. The prisoner is held for further examination. Just where is this Night Club located?
- Defense Counsel: At 249 West 45th Street.
- Judge: Reserve a table there tonight for me for the midnight revue.