Role Models (2008)

Nina Hellman: Barista

Quotes 

• Barista : Good morning! Can I take your order?

  Beth : Can I get a tall chai?

  Danny : And a large black coffee.

  Barista : A what?

  Danny : Large black coffee.

  Barista : Do you mean a venti?

  Danny : No, I mean a large.

  Beth : He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

  Barista : Venti means large.

  Danny : No. Venti means "twenty".

  Beth : Danny...

  Danny : Yeah. "Large" is large. In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.

  Barista : Look, dick... venti is a large coffee.

  Danny : Oh, really? Says who, Fellini?

  Beth : [quickly reaches for her wallet]  How much is that? Here's a ten.

  Danny : Do you, uh, accept lire? Or is it all Euros now?