Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

Bill Farmer: Narrator, Rural Male

Quotes 

• Mayor : [someone asks about glowing cows]  Why do you think they're glowing, they've been probed!

  Rural Male : That's a stinking lie! I would never touch a cow like that!

• Rural Male : ...every one o' them dang cows, and then look like it stuck some sorta device up the poor things...

  Fair Worker : ...claptrap, and after all that I didn't even get to see Miss Rockwell; she just walked right on by, with her...

  Rural Female : ...crops laid out flat in circles like a Fourth-of-July pinwheel! I told Edgar, there goes our savings; no new shoes for the twins, and I guess Darlene's just gonna have to live another year with that overbite...

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : Hello, friends. Have you ever gazed up into the night sky and wondered at the possibility of life on other planets? What marvelous beings might exist out there, hands extended in friendship, awaiting the moment when we humans take our first tentative steps into space? What tales will be told of that glorious day when we are first contacted by our brothers from beyond the stars?

• [thinking] 

  Rural Male : I can feel my arteries cloggin' up right this second. And I like it!

• [last lines] 

  Narrator : And so the world breathes a sigh of relief; the threat of alien invasion proved a false alarm. As for those who scan the skies for a real visit from outer space, they may be in for a very long wait. Perhaps the lesson is that we should turn our gaze inward, remembering that man's worst enemy is often... himself.