Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

Bob Joles: Scientist 1, G-Man 2

Quotes 

• Majestic Agent 1 : Subliminal TV messages. What will Majestic think of next?

  Majestic Agent 2 : Search me.

  Majestic Agent 1 : Do you have any idea what a rhetorical question is?

  Majestic Agent 2 : Nope, not a clue.

• Sleepy Ernst : Soon I'll prove the human mind can be controlled by televised propaganda and then I'll start my own cable news network! Where the heck are those Majestic Agents? America ain't gonna brainwash itself!

  Orthopox : We cannot allow Sleepy Ernst to turn humanity into his own supply of science guinea-pigs! They should be OUR guinea-pigs! Vaporise him Crypto!

• Majestic Agent 2 : Did you see what I saw?

  Majestic Agent 1 : You bet your sweet ass I did. What did you see?

  Majestic Agent 2 : Little green man in a flying saucer wiping out the best infantry unit in the U.S. Army.

  Majestic Agent 1 : Right. Good. Me, too. Green, not gray?

  Majestic Agent 2 : Don't be a stiff. Do you know what it means?

  Majestic Agent 1 : Absolutely. What?

  Majestic Agent 2 : It means the papers got it right for once. Get on the horn to Silhouette. We've got the worst case scenario.

• Majestic Agent 1 : Why does Silhouette give me these jobs? I wonder if it's because I hit on her at the Christmas party... Oh, wait, no one's supposed to know Silhouette's a chick. Scratch that thought.

• Scientist 1 : I fervently hope that we never need to use this fearsome instrument of death... On the other hand, if we do, it's gonna look wicked cool!

• Scientist 1 : [referring to a nuclear bomb]  This device could kill a million Communists in the blink of an eye. Papa would be so proud!

• Scientist 1 : Wait a minute. What if E=MC cubed? My god! I just saw the hole in my pants by looking around the curvature of space and time!