Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

André Sogliuzzo: President Huffman, Farmer Turnipseed

Quotes 

• President Huffman : The truth is, America has been invaded though not by little green men, but red and the invaders are definitely of this Earth. America has been invaded by Communists.

• [hearing some pass gas as they get shot with an anal probe] 

  Farmer Turnipseed : Shoo! I ain't heard anything like that since my Uncle Cletus injured himself at a post Thanksgiving party in '42.

• Farmer Turnipseed : [firing his shotgun at Crypto]  Say hello to my little friend!

• Farmer Turnipseed : [thinking]  I wonder what's for dinner tonight. Oh, yeah, steak. I want a salad! Is that so wrong?

• Farmer Turnipseed : How does that explain those flyin' objects we see in the sky at night?

  [One of the choices when Crypto is Holobobbed into the mayor of Rockwell] 

  Mayor : It doesn't! Hahaha!

• President Huffman : As long as I live I'll never forget the look on that aliens face... squeal Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did dammit!

  [he is vaporised]