Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

Fred Tatasciore: Cop, Navy Admiral, Male Vocalizations

Quotes 

• Cop : Attention, please step away from the flaming police officer. That is all, thank you for your cooperation.

• Cop : Like answers smart guy? What... is your name?

• Cop : Nightstick, check, taking bribes from local gangster, check! Sense of moral superiority over fellow citizens, check! Time to arrest me some peeps!

• Cop : Now If only I could find a cowboy, an Indian and a construction worker I could form that new singing group down at the village. What would we call ourselves I wonder? The City People, The Village folk or something...

• [thinking] 

  Cop : My mind says Marilyn, but my nightstick says Bettie Page.

• [thinking] 

  Cop : Bill of Rights? Who the hell needs a Bill of Rights? I'm Bill, and I'm right!

• Cop : [thinking]  What would Eliot Ness do? Never carry a knife to a gunfight? No, that's not it.

• Cop : [thinking]  I wanna ride a motorcycle! How come I never get to ride a motorcycle? Motorcycle cops have ALL the fun!

• [thinking] 

  Cop : To serve and protect, to serve and protect, to serve and protect, to swerve and defect - to curve and perfect - Damn it I lost it!