American Pie Presents: Band Camp (Video 2005) Poster

Eugene Levy: Mr. Levenstein

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  • Mr. Levenstein : [to Elyse and Stifler]  Let me see if I have this straight. Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid.

    [to Elyse] 

    Mr. Levenstein : Excuse the expression, dear. Is that close to being on the money?

  • Mr. Levenstein : We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... instruments in such... odd places. I knew a certain young men once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine. So, uhh... you're perfectly normal.

  • [Mr. Levenstein is introducing himself to Matt] 

    Mr. Levenstein : I'm the MACRO, Mr. Levenstein.

    Matt Stifler : Holy shit, you're Jim's dad. He screwed that red headed nympho chick at my lake house.

    Mr. Levenstein : Oh my. You're not a Stifler?

    Mr. Levenstein : Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt.

    Mr. Levenstein : There are two Stiflers?

    Matt Stifler : Yes, sir. Hey, what are you doing here?

    Mr. Levenstein : Oh. Well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle, that red headed nympho chick that you spoke of.

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