American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005 Video)
Jason Earles: Ernie
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Quotes
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Ernie Kaplowitz : I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler : National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz : No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler : Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
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Ernie Kaplowitz : Are you really Scottish?
Matt Stifler : Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.
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Ernie Kaplowitz : Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
Matt Stifler : No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!