American Pie Presents: Band Camp (Video 2005) Poster

(2005 Video)

Tad Hilgenbrink: Matt Stifler

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Omar Benson Miller, Tad Hilgenbrink, and Jun Hee Lee in Band Camp (2005) Lauren C. Mayhew and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Tad Hilgenbrink and Jun Hee Lee in Band Camp (2005) Ginger Lynn and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Eugene Levy and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Arielle Kebbel, Eugene Levy, and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Ginger Lynn, Eugene Levy, Timothy Stack, and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Ginger Lynn, Eugene Levy, and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Omar Benson Miller, Matt Barr, Russell Howard, Jason Earles, Tad Hilgenbrink, and Jun Hee Lee in Band Camp (2005) Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Ginger Lynn and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Arielle Kebbel and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Arielle Kebbel and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Jason Earles and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005) Eugene Levy and Tad Hilgenbrink in Band Camp (2005)

Quotes 

  • Elyse : Are you okay?

    Matt Stifler : Oh, yeah.

    Elyse : I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe!

  • Matt Stifler : Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.

  • Ernie Kaplowitz : I really want to work for NASA.

    Matt Stifler : National Anal Sex Association?

    Ernie Kaplowitz : No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?

    Matt Stifler : Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?

  • Elyse : Do you know what you just did?

    Matt Stifler : Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!

  • Matt Stifler : I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week.

  • Ernie Kaplowitz : Are you really Scottish?

    Matt Stifler : Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.

  • Brandon Vandecamp : You're going down.

    Matt Stifler : No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips.

  • Ernie Kaplowitz : Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?

    Matt Stifler : No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!

  • Matt Stifler : How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!

  • Oscar : Let's go Horndog. That's is nickname. Dude will stick his dick in anything, it's unnatural.

    Jimmy : This one time in Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.

    Matt Stifler : WHAT?

    Jimmy : Blowing it for a while. Get that wood nice and warm. Slap on some valve oil, and GO TO TOWN yo!

  • [Mr. Levenstein is introducing himself to Matt] 

    Mr. Levenstein : I'm the MACRO, Mr. Levenstein.

    Matt Stifler : Holy shit, you're Jim's dad. He screwed that red headed nympho chick at my lake house.

    Mr. Levenstein : Oh my. You're not a Stifler?

    Mr. Levenstein : Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt.

    Mr. Levenstein : There are two Stiflers?

    Matt Stifler : Yes, sir. Hey, what are you doing here?

    Mr. Levenstein : Oh. Well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle, that red headed nympho chick that you spoke of.

  • Matt Stifler : What the fuck!

    Brandon's friend 1 : Are you a rookie, you look lost?

    Matt Stifler : Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!

  • Brandon Vandecamp : I see you 're not wearing you beanie, Stifler.

    Matt Stifler : Well, how about I take his beanie...

    [takes off Ernie's beanie] 

    Matt Stifler : ...and put it on my weenie?

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