Robot Chicken (2001–2022)

Ryan Seacrest: Ryan Seacrest

Quotes 

• Ryan Seacrest : Nice outfit. Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?

  Count Chockula : I don't know, Ryan. Isn't it gauche be a total douche bag on national TV each week?

  Ryan Seacrest : [smiling]  Not when you're paid like me.

• Ryan Seacrest : [closing on American Idol]  Seacrest out!

  Umpire : [Few sketches later, at a baseball game, where Ryan Seacrest was batting but struck out]  Seacrest out!

  Ryan Seacrest : [more sketches later, where Seacrest is in front of a mirror wearing a dress]  Seacrest out!