Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)

Jerry O'Connell: Max

Quotes 

• Frank Beardsley : Helen?

  Helen North : Frank?

  Frank Beardsley : Helen?

  Helen North : Frank Beardsley?

  Frank Beardsley : What are you doing here?

  Helen North : Well, I'm having dinner with my...

  Max : Frank. I'm Maxwell Grant.

  Frank Beardsley : Pleased to meet you.

  [to Helen] 

  Frank Beardsley : So what are you doing out here? Sit down, sit down, sit down.

  Helen North : Well, I've been back here forever. I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole money, status thing.

  Frank Beardsley : Yeah, that thing.

  Helen North : So are you in town for the reunion?

  Frank Beardsley : No, I... Umm... I moved my family back here. And I'm running the Coast Guard Academy.

  Helen North : Wow.

  Frank Beardsley : I'm an admiral.

  Helen North : Yeah.

  Frank Beardsley : That's why I'm wearing the uniform.

  Helen North : An admiral? Woah. With a family?

  Frank Beardsley : You too. It's great, I mean.

  Helen North : Yeah.

  Max : We're ready.

  Helen North : Okay. Well, it was great to see you again.

  Frank Beardsley : See you.

  Helen North : Okay, bye.

• Max : What's on my head, what's on my head, what's on my head?

  Phoebe North : Jimmy, we found Rainbow!

• Max : [after Helen falls off the chair]  Were you distracted by his Good Conduct Medal?

  Helen North : Shut up, Max!