The Naked Brothers Band: The Movie (2005)

Alex Wolff: Alex

Quotes 

• Alex : I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.

  Nat : She is not like your girlfriend.

  Alex : In a way, Nat... in a way.

  Nat : In what way?

  David : In a way she doesn't know about.

• Alex : We need to get the band together this instant!

  Nat : Are you up for it, man?

  Alex : Yes. I'm fortified by milk.

• Alex : Alienate means see boobies?

  Nat : Alex, that's inappropriate.

  Alex : Inappropriate means see boobies?

• Alex : I wear a doo-rag. You wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.

• Nat : Jesus, what a jerk.

  Alex : Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had!

• Alex : I know a lot about science too. Like I know how people make poopies.