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Quotes
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[a duck takes a dip into the pool]
Dargis : [shoos away the duck] You savage beast! How dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool, Smithee!
[Smithee comes with a towel]
Dargis : [dries himself] There's a duck in my pool, Smithee! A duck!
Smithee : A duck, sir?
Dargis : Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing about it?
Smithee : I shall... speak to the duck, sir? Oh by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will.
Dargis : Excellent. In a few moments I'll be the master of this entire state. And from this day on things will be done my way.
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Garfield : Bus driver, pull it over. I've got a pie belch coming that might break windows.
[burps loudly]
Garfield : Aaahh.
[Smithee stops in front of Carlyle Castle, gets out, and opens the door for Garfield]
Smithee : Come on, Prince.
Garfield : [gets out of the car] Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince, but you can just call me, Ga - r - field.
[awestruck by the castle]
Garfield : Wow. Get a load of this dump.