Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)

Kulbhushan Kharbanda: Kkhurana

Quotes 

• Kkhurana : I owe my prosperity to Batuk Maharaj. Our business was ruined. He said to add another 'K' to our surname... as it was better numerology. Look at me today.

• Lucky Singh : He's mentally unstable. He's crazy.

  Kkhurana : You told me he was a goon.

  Lucky Singh : Yes, yes.

  Kkhurana : Is he a goon, or is he crazy?

  Lucky Singh : He's a crazy goon.

• Kkhurana : Switching off the radio won't switch off his voice.

• Simran L. Singh : Uncle, there's something I have to say.

  Kkhurana : What's wrong, child?

  Simran L. Singh : I'm a manglik.

  Kkhurana : But your horoscope?

  Simran L. Singh : It was forged.

  Kkhurana : Why are you telling me now?

  Simran L. Singh : I can't start a relationship with a lie.

  Kkhurana : You hope to get married by... speaking the truth now?

  Simran L. Singh : I love him, Uncle.

  Kkhurana : Get out! Get out before I slap you!