South Park (TV Series)
The Passion of the Jew (2004)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Ticket Vendor, Terrance, Cinema Patron #1, Jack Garrat, Priest Maxi, Gerald Broflovski, Jew #2, Jew #4, Bus Driver
Quotes
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[after seeing The Passion of the Christ]
Stan : Hey, we want our money back.
Ticket Seller : Huh?
Stan : That movie sucked ass. Give us back our $18.
Ticket Seller : I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
Stan : That wasn't a movie. That was a snuff film.
Kenny : [muffled] Yeah.
Stan : You can't charge people to watch a guy get tortured for two hours.
Ticket Seller : That guy happens to be Jesus and he went through all that to pay for your sins.
Stan : We go to church to learn that stuff. We go to movies to be entertained. We weren't entertained and we want our money back!
Ticket Seller : I'm not allowed to give your money back after you've sat through the whole movie. You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers.
Stan : What, Mel Gibson? You're saying we have to get our money back from Mel Gibson?
Ticket Seller : Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
Stan : Oh, we will. This is America, and in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!