School for Scoundrels (2006)
Jon Heder: Roger
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Quotes
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Roger : What now, bitch?
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Roger : Who's the lion now, bitch!
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Dr. P : Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him.
Roger : Well, you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore!
Dr. P : You're not the shepherd, DUMB ASS, I'm the shepherd! Its called an analogy, moron!
Roger : Look, you dont understand. Everything was going so well between us.
Dr. P : Well, clearly I'm sure you're just days away from adopting a Chinese kid together.